WTF?

I tried to see what a company would do if you emailed them about a product they no longer make. Well take a look at the response I received about Toilet Duck (yea remember that..):

Thank you for letting us know how much you like Toilet Duck® Toilet Bowl Cleaner. While I'm pleased to hear this product worked so well at removing rust stains from your toilet, I would like to let you know we stopped producing Toilet Duck® Toilet Bowl Cleaner in 1999. I will be sure to share your interest in this product, along with your wonderful comments, with our brand team. Since we do appreciate your business, I am sending a complimentary coupon for our Scrubbing Bubbles® Toilet Cleaning Gel to your home address. We hope you enjoy trying it! Have a lovely day, Marlena


OK so I told you I liked a product that was discontinued 10 years ago and you send me something free..Now that's incredible. I used Duck cleaner in the past but since it is gone I had to figure out getting rid of those pesky urine stains on the toilet seat. You may want to check out this article I found that changed everything for me, because the easy tips they give on how to clean a toilet seat with urine stains made them easy to get rid of. I have found that the information they provide at Toilet Seat Planet makes life so much easier. Check out their website: https://toiletseatplanet.com/ you will thank me later.

Can you say Discount?

Well today was the day to stick it to "the man". I took only my free coupons and went to the local A&P Supermarket to cash in my free coupons. I got four pictures on this post because seeing is believing when it comes to anything online so here you go. I purchased 43 items from the supermarket and used 43 coupons. The total came to $165.24 and that is when I handed this pile of goodness to the cashier. She had a sense of humor and just laughed looking at the pile saying out loud to herself and co-workers "these are all legit coupons. Where did you get all of these". I told her that I tell every company if they did a good job or bad and they send me free stuff no matter what. She told me congrats on all the coupons and went to work. Some 15-20min later she had finished matching up every item to every coupon and writing in the actual price to figure out the difference in cost. The computer tallied up $158.36 in coupons, the difference of $6.88 which I had to pay $4.12 in tax plus $2.76 in overage. This is not too bad of a price to pay for all this stuff. Now you can see with my posts that the coupons do work and my cabinets are now filled with good stuff!!!!!

Record Setting 1 Day Haul!!!!!!!

Well today being July 6th I expected maybe a few extra letters in the mail today from my corporate fans who always take care of their #1 Critic, but let me tell you I was taken by how many responses came today. I had 12 letters and 1 bubble envelope (Which contained the latest issue of Durex Monthly..lol). Take a look at the picture, and let me tell you that this is no bull$hit. Crest not only sent me free stuff but jammed each one of their 3 letters to me today with $8 of coupons plus the free coupon. All I can say is "Thank You" to "The Man" for sending me stuff on your own free will. Remember folks I NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING. They just can't control themselves I guess.

Let me just list the haul of free stuff: two Free 1/2 gal soy milk, Free Perdue, Free Hershey Product, Two Free Wise Products, Free Klondike Bars, Free Wishbone Product, Free Gatoraide, Free Oral-B Toothbrush, Free Oral-B Power Toothbrush, Free Lloyds BBQ Pork Tub, Free Hillshire Farms Meat Product, Two Free San Gorgio Pasta, Free Del Monte Fruit Cup, Free Speed Stick, Free Crest Toothpaste, Free Colgate Toothpaste, Two Free Palmolive Dish Liquids, Free Durex Magazine with $25 in coupons.

Today's Record Setting ONE DAY Haul: $143.81!!!

Total for the last 13 Days since I started: $302.87!!!

Which means I am averaging $23.29/Day in Free Stuff.

GOD BLESS AMERICIA!!

WELCOME TO PROJECT MAYHEM!!!

I wanted to personally thank someone who I spoke with today and I told about my experiment. He felt that this was a great way to stick it to the man. He told me I was the Tyler Durden of the coupon world, and this was my Project Mayhem (If you haven't seen Fight Club you should rent it). I have to agree with him that this WAS a one man project mayhem, but just like in Fight Club it all starts with one and then grows. So what I am saying is that I have recruited my first member of Project Mayhem and his name is Turok. Welcome to Project Mayhem Turok.

Icing, Dogs, and Hats oh my.....

Well lets see what we were given yesterday in the mail. I got 2 free Betty Crocker Decorating Products ($4/ea), Any Reckitt Benckiser Product ($5.50), Free Kraft BBQ Sauce ($2.19), Free Kraft Shake and Bake ($3.69), Butterball Voucher ($5), Free Ballpark Franks ($4.99), Free Ziploc Vacuum Pump Starter Kit ($4). I also got a hat from Budweiser which is in the top of the pic. It is not that special but what the hell it's free!!! The total for todays free stuff is $33.28 and my 10 day total is now up to $159.06!!!

6 Successes Today!!

The mailman came today and guess what...MORE FREE STUFF! Today I recieved letters from Kraft, Heinz, Pepsi, Lawry's, Tetley, White Wave Foods. It is becoming a fun tradition in my house for Melissa and I to open them up and compare what we got. There is something very refreshing about looking in the mailbox and the free stuff outnumbers the bills about 5-1. I will take that any day of the week. Well I have also put a pic up of todays goodies.

Anyway today's free products were: free TGI Fridays frozen appetizer, Ritz Crackers, 1/2 Gal Soy Milk, 12pk Pepsi.

Today's coupons were: three .75c TGI Fridays appetizer, two .75c Lawry's seasoning, one .50c Tetley, one .75c Ritz coupon

So since I have been doing this since last Tuesday the running total is $79.18 in free stuff, $46.60 in coupons for a total of $125.78!!!

Beware Of The Unmarked Brown Box

Well today I came home from work to find a generic brown box with only my name and address on it. Well first I listened for ticking then I brought it in to open it up. Well when I opened it up I definately got a chuckle and so did my wife. She looked over and asked me "what did you get?", and with that I reached in the box and took out the Vibrating Ring Duo and Fingertip Massager compliments of Trojan. Now all I did was tell them something ridiculous (which I will keep to myself but trust me it was funny...) and like magic good vibrations came my way...lol